Wednesday, July 30

had to share

this email that i got the other day. i laughed my rear off at the foot note!

One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away .
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

thanks dawn for the laugh, i needed it!

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About Me. said...

This made me laugh so hard I think I wet my pants. Oh, too funny. Thanks for the laughter.
Love and God bless,

lashell said...

Too funny....I need that prayer before I had my first child!!!!:)

Kristii said...

lol!!! Such a fun post!! Thanks for the smile today!!!

Lisa said...


elizabeth said...

oh that is hilarious girl!
and i'm supa glad i could save you some more moola! i need to get my but to wc and post some more stuff.

Dana said...

OMG! That is one of the funniest photos ever!

karen m. (akaliz) said...

too funny! but honestly it won't matter at all for our weekend cuz we'll be FREE!!! woo hoo! beer, hot tub and paper here we come!!!

The Broken Man said...

He he! I can assure you that they were funny, even to a man!

The Broken man